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Listeners of the morning show on radio sta tion Z-92 were well acquainted with the
,• --------------------- terms "Mega-Coffee", "Doppler Traffic ", and "Classic or Clunker. " But sometimes th e
r------------------------- morning took on a little different look with the "Z-92 Horrorscope", something only a
regular listener and an avid fan could appreciate.
The following "Horrorscopes" never made it on the air, but maybe that was for the
best. There were enough confused astrologists floating around Omaha to mess up the
zodiac.
-T. Arp-

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Confusion Reigns In This Zodiac

Gemini (May 21 -June 20)-
Don't spend too much time involved in a quest to find
a Shakey' s Pizza Parlor. Beware of large orange balloons,
chartreuse skies, purple strawberries, and grey blobs .

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Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19)- Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)-
Be aggressive-don't be afraid to wear fuzzy pink You're a trend-setter- why not get out all your
elephant slippers in public. You can get away with parents' old polyester and start a new fad? Set a personal
anything as long as you remember that goldfish-swallowing goal to memoriz e the colors and patterns of at least 238
went out in the 60's. foreign countries' flags . It 'll keep you busy.
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Taurus (Apr. 20- Ma y ZO) - Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)-
Conservative, possessive, and loyal, you could be in Embarassment about what your sign really stands for
danger of developing " The Family Dog" syndrome. Try will drive you over the edge. You will soon find yourself
not to burn out yo ur brain cells tryi ng to figure out mini - picking lint out of your belly button and selling it from a
blinds and how to get the toothpaste back in the tube. roadside stand.

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zi/}1>;· Cancer (June 21 - July 22}- ··'.' ~ .. < .
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. _i ' After a serious ice cream accident at Westroads you
will become agoraphobic and spend the rest of your life
under yo ur bed. Clean it now and save your nasal
passages.
Mike Abb oud
Mar yAnn e Abola
Brad Adwers
Linda Ambrose
Amy Andresen
Subby Anzal one
James Armbrust

Jennifer Armstrong
Chris Baber
Angie Backer
Cindy Barker
Amy Barton
Dave Bauer
Stacey Bauerly

Angela Bauhard
Amy Beattie
Elaine Beberniss
Jim Beckman
Kristin Beech
Diane Beideck
Gretchen Beighl ey

Jaimi Beister
Kim Bennink
Ann Benson
Chris Benson
Tim Bessey
Brandon Bierman
Chris Bigley

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